This was a joke I recently read on a forum I'm a part of... Thought it was so good that I had to share it!
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, “Pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land"
40 years ago, Whitlam said “Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the promised land"
Now Kevin Rudd has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the promised land!
I was so depressed last night thinking about this that I called Lifeline. Got a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck ......
Nothing to be depressed about. Keep your head up.
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