I'm a capitalist whore.

That's right everyone. Just like when the great punk band The Offspring recorded Pretty Fly for a White Guy in 1998, or when Paris stopped being a city - I too have joined the legion of those who have come before me. I have become a consumerist, capitalist, commercial whore.

If you look under a couple of my blog entries, or to the right banner of my blog you will now see that you are bombarded by advertisements from Google. So yeah, my blog is now a sell out commercial capitalist whore. But for a good cause. I promise to donate any earnings from the blog to stop Climate Change! HAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!

No, not at all, NEVER! Those money hungry new age hippy Greenies can get their funding for a new pair of Eco friendly earmuffs made from alpaca dung from some other sucker!!

No, my money - if these ads ever generate it (which I sincerely doubt) - will go towards funding for a new domain name and upgraded website, with galleries, links pages, and all other great web related tools!

That's right my fellow readers - all 2 of you... with your clicks, and just by viewing the adds, hopefully this website will take on a whole new terrific (and possibly horrific) form! No more ".blogspot" (which I'm continually typing "bogsplot") - I'm taking this blog to the broader interweb!

Anyway - just thought I would tell you all I'm a sell out corporate whore before you all noticed for yourselves and thought "What the...?!" So don't think that I'm completely abandoning my quest for politically incorrect argument and jest because I have become a sell out - no. I'm just using the corporation to enable me to bring my angry rants (or what I like to think of as "not so common sense") to the wider Internet community!

Although the really depressing thing is that the advertisements are selected to reflect the topic of my posts. On one side you have me ranting and raving AGAINST fat loss websites, advertisements and products - then on the other side you have advertisements FOR these horrible conglomerate money makers... Yes... I realise the irony, and it makes me feel dirty... The interesting thing is though - while I'm promoting these bastards on my blog, I'm also using them to fund my public disapproval of them! Which to me is a blessing in disguise!!!

So click on the links! Click them with passion and gusto! Tell your friends to click on them! Because the more you click, the more you view the sooner I can rubbish the companies that are being promoted to a wider audience!

I'm a sell out - with a cause... WATCH OUT!!!